{"id":103,"date":"2018-02-11T00:50:23","date_gmt":"2018-02-11T00:50:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=103"},"modified":"2018-02-11T00:50:23","modified_gmt":"2018-02-11T00:50:23","slug":"zombie-lobotomy-media-fed-tv-slaves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/02\/11\/zombie-lobotomy-media-fed-tv-slaves\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Lobotomy Media Fed TV Slaves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Where do you people come from?<br \/>\nyou people with an IQ lower than that of unflavored popcorn<br \/>\nI am amazed at how you weasel your way into jobs<br \/>\nthat affect my daily life<br \/>\npurchasing gas presses my patience<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t get a meal without repeating my order 3 times<br \/>\nI really believe you are a subspecies into itself<br \/>\nyou make stupid people look smart<br \/>\nand that my friend is an art not easily mastered<br \/>\nZOMBIE LOBOTOMY MEDIA FED TV SLAVES<br \/>\nWhere do you people come from?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where do you people come from? you people with an IQ lower than that of unflavored popcorn I am amazed at how you weasel your way into jobs that affect<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/02\/11\/zombie-lobotomy-media-fed-tv-slaves\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Zombie Lobotomy Media Fed TV Slaves<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}