{"id":107,"date":"2018-02-14T23:56:05","date_gmt":"2018-02-14T23:56:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=107"},"modified":"2018-02-14T23:56:05","modified_gmt":"2018-02-14T23:56:05","slug":"momma-always-told-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/02\/14\/momma-always-told-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Momma Always Told Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>momma always told me<br \/>\nnever trust a left handed man<br \/>\ncause if a man ain&#8217;t right handed<br \/>\nthen he&#8217;s surely wrong<\/p>\n<p>momma always told me<br \/>\nnever trust a two time&#8217;n woman<br \/>\ncoz if she ain&#8217;t a one man woman<br \/>\nthen she ain&#8217;t the one for me<\/p>\n<p>momma always told me<br \/>\nthat a red bird brings rain<br \/>\ncoz red birds like to be clean<br \/>\nwhile blue birds like pain<\/p>\n<p>momma always told me<br \/>\nnever drink Jello through a straw<br \/>\nbut I think momma was a lil crazy<br \/>\nfrom a rusty nail and some lock jaw<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>momma always told me never trust a left handed man cause if a man ain&#8217;t right handed then he&#8217;s surely wrong momma always told me never trust a two time&#8217;n<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/02\/14\/momma-always-told-me\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Momma Always Told Me<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}