{"id":115,"date":"2018-02-23T22:36:13","date_gmt":"2018-02-23T22:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=115"},"modified":"2018-02-23T22:36:13","modified_gmt":"2018-02-23T22:36:13","slug":"murder-famous-cowboy-wearing-rhinestone-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/02\/23\/murder-famous-cowboy-wearing-rhinestone-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"Murder Famous Cowboy, Wearing Rhinestone Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have forgotten how to think<br \/>\nand I am thinking that might be a bad thing<br \/>\nnew wave apocalyptic<br \/>\nI have a pre-paid prescription for happy colored dreams<br \/>\npsycho suicidal and next year&#8217;s new messiah<br \/>\nI have prophet-like tendencies<br \/>\nin a year of TV talk shows and one minute microwaved foods<br \/>\nall it takes is murder and mayhem<br \/>\nto make front page news<br \/>\nI am going to dance naked in Times Square<br \/>\nsinging &#8220;Rhinestone Cowboy&#8221;<br \/>\nI am going to be famous<br \/>\nI think<br \/>\nYeah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have forgotten how to think and I am thinking that might be a bad thing new wave apocalyptic I have a pre-paid prescription for happy colored dreams psycho suicidal<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/02\/23\/murder-famous-cowboy-wearing-rhinestone-pants\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Murder Famous Cowboy, Wearing Rhinestone Pants<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}