{"id":119,"date":"2018-02-27T10:39:29","date_gmt":"2018-02-27T10:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=119"},"modified":"2018-02-27T10:39:29","modified_gmt":"2018-02-27T10:39:29","slug":"a-frog-on-a-log","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/02\/27\/a-frog-on-a-log\/","title":{"rendered":"A Frog on a Log"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>hey you<br \/>\nfrog on a log<br \/>\nwith the funny dialogue<br \/>\nyou make me laugh<br \/>\nsometimes almost to tears<br \/>\nwith your secret agenda<br \/>\nby trying to sell me shitty beer<\/p>\n<p>you croak in unison<br \/>\nbud<br \/>\nwise<br \/>\ner<\/p>\n<p>then in comes the lizards<br \/>\nwith a French speaking ferret<br \/>\ntelling jokes<br \/>\nto your log dwelling colleagues<br \/>\nno one can understand <\/p>\n<p>I never knew swamps to be so entertaining<br \/>\nso alive<br \/>\nso fun<br \/>\nI think I will trade in my dog<br \/>\nfor a frog on a log<br \/>\na lizard and a case of beer<br \/>\nyeah baby! I&#8217;ll drink to that<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hey you frog on a log with the funny dialogue you make me laugh sometimes almost to tears with your secret agenda by trying to sell me shitty beer you<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/02\/27\/a-frog-on-a-log\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Frog on a Log<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}