{"id":126,"date":"2019-03-05T16:35:08","date_gmt":"2019-03-05T16:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=126"},"modified":"2019-03-05T16:35:08","modified_gmt":"2019-03-05T16:35:08","slug":"40ozs-and-a-dozen-of-eggs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2019\/03\/05\/40ozs-and-a-dozen-of-eggs\/","title":{"rendered":"40ozs And A Dozen of Eggs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Street corner pimp, drinking my 40<br \/>\nWondering where my crack whore girlfriend is<br \/>\nShe left to get eggs, be back by noon she says<br \/>\nSo I waited, I woke up the next day<br \/>\nALONE! No damn eggs for breakfast<br \/>\nI grab myself another 40<br \/>\nDrink up, watching reruns of TV shows nobody watched the first time they<br \/>\nwere on<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s been 3 fucking days now, still no eggs for breakfast<br \/>\nStill got 40ozs of freedom though<br \/>\nGlad I didn&#8217;t send her out for beer<br \/>\ncrack whore gutter trash yellow teeth fat ass<br \/>\nShe couldn&#8217;t cook eggs any way<br \/>\nBitch!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Street corner pimp, drinking my 40 Wondering where my crack whore girlfriend is She left to get eggs, be back by noon she says So I waited, I woke up<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2019\/03\/05\/40ozs-and-a-dozen-of-eggs\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">40ozs And A Dozen of Eggs<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}