{"id":130,"date":"2019-03-09T04:36:27","date_gmt":"2019-03-09T04:36:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=130"},"modified":"2019-03-09T04:36:27","modified_gmt":"2019-03-09T04:36:27","slug":"the-poet-who-couldnt-spell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2019\/03\/09\/the-poet-who-couldnt-spell\/","title":{"rendered":"The Poet Who Couldn&#8217;t Spell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The poet who couldn&#8217;t spell<br \/>\nlived in heel when he really lived in hell<br \/>\nall the stories he could teal<br \/>\nwere all the stories he could never tell<br \/>\nbut he had this to say <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;50 pounds pushed with a pecker<br \/>\npour man Paul purchased a spill checker<br \/>\nput it on and pushed the keys<br \/>\nPaul&#8217;s spill checker spills as bad as me&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>the poet who couldn&#8217;t spell<br \/>\nwrote his stories wrong<br \/>\nbut told them well<br \/>\nlike when he meant to write smile<br \/>\nwhen he actually wrote smell<br \/>\nmade his poems very confusing<br \/>\nor sometimes funny as heel<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The poet who couldn&#8217;t spell lived in heel when he really lived in hell all the stories he could teal were all the stories he could never tell but he<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2019\/03\/09\/the-poet-who-couldnt-spell\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Poet Who Couldn&#8217;t Spell<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}