{"id":140,"date":"2019-03-19T04:27:50","date_gmt":"2019-03-19T04:27:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=140"},"modified":"2019-03-19T04:27:50","modified_gmt":"2019-03-19T04:27:50","slug":"counter-strike-haikus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2019\/03\/19\/counter-strike-haikus\/","title":{"rendered":"Counter-Strike Haikus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Counter-Strike addict<br \/>\nkill, knife machine gun, grenades<br \/>\nI need to get laid <\/p>\n<p>hey hostage taker<br \/>\ndo you have any demands<br \/>\nI will kill you man <\/p>\n<p>sniper like viper<br \/>\na deadly snake in the trees<br \/>\nbang! drop to your knees <\/p>\n<p>mp5 fun gun<br \/>\n30 rounds fall to the ground<br \/>\ndeath is all around <\/p>\n<p>flash bang I can&#8217;t see<br \/>\nI hope no one shoots at me<br \/>\nbright light, am I dead? <\/p>\n<p>colt sweet sweet riffle<br \/>\nquick shot deadly and silent<br \/>\nits worth what I spent <\/p>\n<p>10 shots fired at me<br \/>\nrun duck jump run turn crawl bleed<br \/>\nwho is shooting me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Counter-Strike addict kill, knife machine gun, grenades I need to get laid hey hostage taker do you have any demands I will kill you man sniper like viper a deadly<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2019\/03\/19\/counter-strike-haikus\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Counter-Strike Haikus<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}