{"id":143,"date":"2018-03-22T09:19:54","date_gmt":"2018-03-22T09:19:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=143"},"modified":"2018-03-22T09:19:54","modified_gmt":"2018-03-22T09:19:54","slug":"conversation-with-a-daughter-of-a-meter-maid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/03\/22\/conversation-with-a-daughter-of-a-meter-maid\/","title":{"rendered":"Conversation With a Daughter of a Meter Maid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hey you!&#8221; she screamed!<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah! you, the one who wrote that piece of shit poem about meter maids<br \/>\n &#8230;Well my mom is a meter maid and she never ate me&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I look at her in a devious grin knowing that she thinks she is an only child<br \/>\nI tell her about her other 8 brothers and sisters who suffered the fate of her mom&#8217;s evil madness She slaps! me in an attempt to display some primitive form of hatred I laugh at her as I walk away saying &#8220;your mother, the meter maid&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;She eats her own young, that evil bitch&#8221;<br \/>\nYeah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hey you!&#8221; she screamed! &#8220;Yeah! you, the one who wrote that piece of shit poem about meter maids &#8230;Well my mom is a meter maid and she never ate me&#8221;<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/03\/22\/conversation-with-a-daughter-of-a-meter-maid\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Conversation With a Daughter of a Meter Maid<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}