{"id":152,"date":"2018-03-31T21:13:47","date_gmt":"2018-03-31T21:13:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=152"},"modified":"2018-03-31T21:13:47","modified_gmt":"2018-03-31T21:13:47","slug":"puck-stopper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/03\/31\/puck-stopper\/","title":{"rendered":"Puck Stopper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>puck stopper<br \/>\nthat&#8217;s my job<br \/>\nand a strange job it is<br \/>\nlocker room bullshit<br \/>\ndoesn&#8217;t sit well with me<br \/>\nhow weird I am<br \/>\nbecause I am the goalie<br \/>\nand I come to the conclusion<br \/>\nthat I am like a drummer<br \/>\nof any rock band<br \/>\nI am not the front man<br \/>\nno glory hog<br \/>\nbut fuck man, that band<br \/>\nwould suck ass without a drummer<br \/>\njust like my team<br \/>\nwould suck ass without a goalie<br \/>\nyeah, it takes a strange guy<br \/>\nto do what I do<br \/>\nto stand in front of a puck<br \/>\ngoing 100mph<br \/>\nand wanting it to hit me<br \/>\nsub shock shocker<br \/>\nand I make the saves<br \/>\npuck stopper<br \/>\nyeah<br \/>\nnet minder<br \/>\ngame winner<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>puck stopper that&#8217;s my job and a strange job it is locker room bullshit doesn&#8217;t sit well with me how weird I am because I am the goalie and I<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/03\/31\/puck-stopper\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Puck Stopper<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}