{"id":154,"date":"2018-04-02T06:45:27","date_gmt":"2018-04-02T06:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=154"},"modified":"2018-04-02T06:45:27","modified_gmt":"2018-04-02T06:45:27","slug":"when-folk-singers-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/04\/02\/when-folk-singers-die\/","title":{"rendered":"When Folk Singers Die"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why is she so sad? No one listened to John Denver<br \/>\nanymore anyway.<br \/>\nFucking Dan Rather&#8230; I wish he would just shut the fuck up!<br \/>\nIn his little world optimistic, full of butter scotch on the rocks<br \/>\nand Russian dancing bears.<br \/>\nWhat does he know about life outside his Beverly Hills&#8217; vacation home?<br \/>\nI would pay to see him anally raped by Dick Buckus<br \/>\nformer line backer of the Chicago Bears<br \/>\nWhy can&#8217;t she realize, no one listed to John Denver anymore?<br \/>\nI climb back into my alcohol-induced coma<br \/>\nwhispering songs by Sunny &#038; Cher<br \/>\nA Cowboy&#8217;s Work Is Never Done&#8230;<br \/>\nYeah baby!<br \/>\nYeah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is she so sad? No one listened to John Denver anymore anyway. Fucking Dan Rather&#8230; I wish he would just shut the fuck up! In his little world optimistic,<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/04\/02\/when-folk-singers-die\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">When Folk Singers Die<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}