{"id":167,"date":"2019-04-15T02:53:10","date_gmt":"2019-04-15T02:53:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=167"},"modified":"2019-04-15T02:53:10","modified_gmt":"2019-04-15T02:53:10","slug":"late-night-starvation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2019\/04\/15\/late-night-starvation\/","title":{"rendered":"Late Night Starvation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s 4am and the search for food has left me with nothing more<br \/>\nthan a tuna fish snack pack made popular by campers and health food junkies<br \/>\nI think about the about the perplexity of self-contained packages of food<br \/>\nthat has the ability to outlast any expiration date stamped on the label<br \/>\nnot that I don&#8217;t like tuna, but its amazing that I can conjure up a tuna salad sandwich<br \/>\nout of a package that will survive a nuclear winter<br \/>\nand will probably be devoured by roaches<br \/>\nsince they will be the only ones left alive<br \/>\nwilling to eat a tuna fish snack pack @ 4am<br \/>\nthat is still edible after its expiration date<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s 4am and the search for food has left me with nothing more than a tuna fish snack pack made popular by campers and health food junkies I think about<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2019\/04\/15\/late-night-starvation\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Late Night Starvation<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}