{"id":198,"date":"2018-05-16T08:15:30","date_gmt":"2018-05-16T08:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=198"},"modified":"2018-05-16T08:15:30","modified_gmt":"2018-05-16T08:15:30","slug":"the-30-ways-i-am-going-to-kill-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/05\/16\/the-30-ways-i-am-going-to-kill-you\/","title":{"rendered":"The 30 Ways I Am Going To Kill You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kill v. [to deprive of life] &#8211; Syn. Slay, slaughter, murder, EXECUTE!<br \/>\nMassacre, butcher, garrote, hang, ELECTROCUTE!<br \/>\nDispatch, knife, sacrifice, strangle, shoot, IMMOLATE!<br \/>\nStifle, poison, choke, smother, lynch, SUFFOCATE!<br \/>\nBehead, hack, drown, dismember, ASSASSINATE!<br \/>\nASPHYXIATE!<br \/>\nCrucify, destroy and DECAPITATE!<br \/>\nYeah bitch! I had to buy a thesaurus<br \/>\nto say what all I am going to do to you<br \/>\nNo one can do what you did and get by with it<br \/>\nhope you still have my heart, because you are going to die with it<br \/>\nBury you 6 feet under, just you so you can lie with it<br \/>\nas I go back to my night shift shit job at 7-11<br \/>\nThinking of the 30 ways I have to kill you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kill v. [to deprive of life] &#8211; Syn. Slay, slaughter, murder, EXECUTE! Massacre, butcher, garrote, hang, ELECTROCUTE! Dispatch, knife, sacrifice, strangle, shoot, IMMOLATE! Stifle, poison, choke, smother, lynch, SUFFOCATE! Behead,<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/05\/16\/the-30-ways-i-am-going-to-kill-you\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The 30 Ways I Am Going To Kill You<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}