{"id":212,"date":"2019-05-30T12:35:57","date_gmt":"2019-05-30T12:35:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=212"},"modified":"2019-05-30T12:35:57","modified_gmt":"2019-05-30T12:35:57","slug":"ode-to-windows-2000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2019\/05\/30\/ode-to-windows-2000\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To Windows 2000"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a keyboard<br \/>\nA mouse and<br \/>\nMy brand new copy of<br \/>\nWindows 2000<br \/>\nInstallation was typical<br \/>\nA pain in the ass<br \/>\nI am thinking reciprocal<br \/>\nStarting over with Windows 98<br \/>\nNo drivers, no luck<br \/>\nMy anger is turning to hate<br \/>\n5 hours configuring<br \/>\nUntil my head starts to hurt<br \/>\n5 hours later<br \/>\nAnd still nothing seems to work<br \/>\nI think I have learned my lesson<br \/>\nNot to go around messin<br \/>\nWith my computer<br \/>\nWhen it&#8217;s working fine<br \/>\n10 hours and no sound<br \/>\nIs a huge waste of time<br \/>\nNo drivers, no luck<br \/>\nHey Microsoft,<br \/>\nYou can go get&#8230;  <\/p>\n<p>Memory dump at address 0091X23 FF9900X23 <\/p>\n<p>Oops, my computer crashed<br \/>\nBefore I could finish<br \/>\nThe last few lines<br \/>\nThis is nothing unusual<br \/>\nIt happens all the time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a keyboard A mouse and My brand new copy of Windows 2000 Installation was typical A pain in the ass I am thinking reciprocal Starting over with Windows<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2019\/05\/30\/ode-to-windows-2000\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ode To Windows 2000<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}