Hey dad, Saint Dad
\nthe only one I’ve ever had
\n100% family man
\nyou traded in your sports car for a family van
\nat 45 you rolled the dices
\ntrying to gamble away your mid-life crisis
\nyou sold the van for a faster car
\nfaster than the one you had before
\ngot a leather jacket and painted flames down the door
\nyou aren’t the same dad I had before
\n100% family man
\nwith your insurance paid Prozac
\nand a 10,000 dollar dental plan
\ndid you think about my college money in that Las Vegas casino
\nwith that bitch of yours from Reno
\nthe one you left mom for
\nin your new sports car
\nwith flames on the door
\nI hope she burns you alive
\nin your new garage
\nin an abstract collage of pain
\nthat only a burned out family man can understand
\nSaint Dad<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"