{"id":23,"date":"2019-11-23T13:59:59","date_gmt":"2019-11-23T13:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/2019\/11\/23\/spilt-split-pea-soup\/"},"modified":"2019-11-23T13:59:59","modified_gmt":"2019-11-23T13:59:59","slug":"spilt-split-pea-soup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2019\/11\/23\/spilt-split-pea-soup\/","title":{"rendered":"Spilt Split Pea Soup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>my darling Rachel<br \/>\nstop your bitchin<br \/>\nand get in here<br \/>\nand clean the kitchen<br \/>\nyou spilt your soup on the floor<br \/>\nthen wiped it on the refrigerator door<br \/>\nI know it was you<br \/>\nbecause you got it all over your face<br \/>\nI swear girl<br \/>\nyou with split pea soup<br \/>\ngets spilt all over the place<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my darling Rachel stop your bitchin and get in here and clean the kitchen you spilt your soup on the floor then wiped it on the refrigerator door I know<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2019\/11\/23\/spilt-split-pea-soup\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Spilt Split Pea Soup<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}