There is an elf on my shelf
\nwho watches me from across the hall
\nhe stands like a soldier
\nboth proud and 2 feet tall
\nwith hand painted pants
\nand a hat with a green fuzzy ball <\/p>\n
There is an elf on my shelf
\nwho hides next to a toy filled sleigh
\nhe stands like an old man
\nboth proud and gay
\nwith stitched up stockings
\ntorn from working all day <\/p>\n
There is an elf on my shelf
\nwho sits across the room
\nhe sits like a gargoyle
\nboth proud and full of gloom
\nwith stone filled expression
\nhe protects me from certain doom<\/p>\n
There is an elf on my shelf
\nmore special than all others
\nit’s a Christmas picture
\nof me and my brothers
\nall dressed up as tiny little elves
\nand taken by my mother
\nyes, there is an elf on my shelf
\nand forgive me for saying
\nbut the cute one, is none other than myself \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"