{"id":277,"date":"2019-08-03T20:07:51","date_gmt":"2019-08-03T20:07:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=277"},"modified":"2019-08-03T20:07:51","modified_gmt":"2019-08-03T20:07:51","slug":"super-boredom-televised-live","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2019\/08\/03\/super-boredom-televised-live\/","title":{"rendered":"Super  Boredom&#8230; Televised Live"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Its chaos<br \/>\nThe state the world is in<br \/>\nSex sells and violence thrills<br \/>\nAnd I can watch a war in real time on CNN<br \/>\nI get cupcakes when I order a pizza<br \/>\nWhat the hell is Little Caesar&#8217;s thinking?<br \/>\nWanna make me happy send a bottle of scotch<br \/>\nAnd a girl who likes drinking<br \/>\nNot candy covered cupcakes with my pizza<br \/>\nYou know what I am sick of?<br \/>\nUseless contests like winning tickets to anywhere<br \/>\nOnly if I match two lids from Pepsi products<br \/>\nAnd that damn fucking McDonalds monopoly game<br \/>\nThat comes around every 7 or 8 months<br \/>\nEd McMann can kiss my broke ass<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t need TV talk shows to solve my problems<br \/>\nThere is a drug for everything now<br \/>\nAnd I sure as hell don&#8217;t need to buy any Publisher Clearing House magazine subscriptions<br \/>\nHoping to win millions to help out<br \/>\nBut I will continue to watch CNN<br \/>\nDrink Pepsi eat pizza and a #3 value meal<br \/>\nSuper sized in this age of super boredom<br \/>\nsupplied and sanctified in my cage&#8230; televised live via satellite<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Its chaos The state the world is in Sex sells and violence thrills And I can watch a war in real time on CNN I get cupcakes when I order<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2019\/08\/03\/super-boredom-televised-live\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Super  Boredom&#8230; Televised Live<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}