I drove from Savannah
\nOne suitcase and a six-pack of Zima
\nI want something so simple
\nUtopia
\nBut instead I get clear beer
\nWho fucking cares if it’s see through
\nI just want to know if a six-pack is enough
\nI am taunted by a mini-van sticker mobile
\nMy kid is outstanding, my kid this, my kid that
\nAnd a "Don’t drink & drive" reminder
\nWe pulled over at the next rest area
\nGot drunk there, pondering…
\nWonder why you never see
\n"Don’t drive drunk"
\nbecause there’s the real danger
\nKnoxville glitters on the horizon
\nGolden sphere, circa 1982 World’s Fair
\nNot to mention the whores of religion!
\nThose psycho-militant Southern Baptists
\nWho will kick your ass in the name of Jesus
\nTennessee, home to monster trucks and cigarettes
\nMy ears cringe
\nAs Minie Pearl lets off
\nThat insane howl of hers
\n2 days gone away
\nand I already miss walking River Street at night
\nand the roaches who wear bigger shoes than I do
\nall for a one night stand with a UT cheerleader<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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