if I was a monkey, and you were a man,
\nwould you take me to the circus
\nand hold my hand,
\nwould you feed me peanuts and popcorn,
\nas if I were your child,
\nwould you laugh when I hang from my tail
\nacting silly, crazy and wild<\/p>\n
if I was a dog and you were a man
\nwould you make me pull a sleigh
\nor take me to a beach so you could get a tan
\nwould you treat me
\nlike a part of the family
\neven after I chew on your favorite shoe<\/p>\n
if I were a fish, and you were a man
\nwould you take me bowling
\nwhile keeping me in a can
\nor would bring my bowl full of water
\nyour dog named Walter with that dog like smell
\nyour silly monkey with the monkey tail
\nand that woman in your life
\nthat makes life a living hell<\/p>\n
if I were a man and you a fish
\nI would ask for only one damn wish
\nto free me from the chains of tyranny
\nfrom that dictator dick taster bitch
\nwho controls you like a puppet
\nbut I am a fish
\nand I wish to stay that way
\nso be a man, stand up for yourself
\nand tell that bitch to stop treating you that way
\nviva la revolution MAN<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"