{"id":302,"date":"2019-08-27T23:36:31","date_gmt":"2019-08-27T23:36:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=302"},"modified":"2019-08-27T23:36:31","modified_gmt":"2019-08-27T23:36:31","slug":"a-suburban-youth-visits-the-hood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2019\/08\/27\/a-suburban-youth-visits-the-hood\/","title":{"rendered":"A Suburban Youth Visits the Hood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On a street corner<br \/>\nthat could be any street corner<br \/>\nin any city, in America<br \/>\nstands an urban ghetto youth<br \/>\nhe shouts out ethnic \/ ebonic slogans<br \/>\nthat are typically, barely understandable<br \/>\nToo most middle class white suburban ears<br \/>\n&#8220;Yo biotch ass mutha-fucka!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;wuz a candy coated cracker ass white boy doin in dis here part uv town?&#8221;<br \/>\nI push all things aside<br \/>\nI have my standard issue charcoal filtered Old English<br \/>\nand my trusty 9mm by my side<br \/>\nstroll up coolly and say<br \/>\n&#8220;Get me another 40 and a quick fix if you can&#8221;<br \/>\nI tilt my head back<br \/>\nfinishing off the last 10 ozs in one swallow<br \/>\nand wallow my way to Chucks Super Soul Food<br \/>\nfor a plate of ribs<br \/>\n&#8220;Hey Chuck&#8221; I say<br \/>\n&#8220;The usual, well done but not to done&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;And your special homemade hickory bbq sauce to go&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>\nAfter I get my delicious plate of bbq ribs<br \/>\nI walk out to see the ghetto boy looking nervous<br \/>\nhands in his pockets, trying to avoid all suspicions of the law<br \/>\nI hand him a roll of 20&#8217;s in exchange for an 8ball<br \/>\nafter thumbing through the cash<br \/>\nthe 40 was on the house he said<br \/>\nI walk back to my new sports car<br \/>\nnow missing it&#8217;s gold plated hubcaps<br \/>\nboot up, shoot up<br \/>\nand drive home happy<br \/>\nback to my safe middle class white sub urban lifestyle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On a street corner that could be any street corner in any city, in America stands an urban ghetto youth he shouts out ethnic \/ ebonic slogans that are typically,<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2019\/08\/27\/a-suburban-youth-visits-the-hood\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Suburban Youth Visits the Hood<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}