{"id":32,"date":"2018-12-02T20:25:12","date_gmt":"2018-12-02T20:25:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=32"},"modified":"2018-12-02T20:25:12","modified_gmt":"2018-12-02T20:25:12","slug":"ham-on-you-ham-eater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/12\/02\/ham-on-you-ham-eater\/","title":{"rendered":"Ham On You Ham Eater"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>fried chicken freaks<br \/>\nlike mad cavemen<br \/>\nthe way they eat<br \/>\nripping greasy flesh<br \/>\nfrom hollow bones<br \/>\nmash potatoes and gravy<br \/>\nadd tastey tones<br \/>\nto soften the crunch<br \/>\nof crispy breaded skin<br \/>\ntoo neanderthal for me<br \/>\nbut eat like kings<br \/>\nyou killer of chickens<br \/>\nyou killer of cows<br \/>\nyou killer of decency<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fried chicken freaks like mad cavemen the way they eat ripping greasy flesh from hollow bones mash potatoes and gravy add tastey tones to soften the crunch of crispy breaded<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/12\/02\/ham-on-you-ham-eater\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ham On You Ham Eater<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}