{"id":61,"date":"2018-12-31T06:45:24","date_gmt":"2018-12-31T06:45:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=61"},"modified":"2018-12-31T06:45:24","modified_gmt":"2018-12-31T06:45:24","slug":"mini-van-mayhem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/12\/31\/mini-van-mayhem\/","title":{"rendered":"Mini-Van Mayhem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mini-van mayhem<br \/>\nWhat is this?<br \/>\nMothers Against Driving The Speed Limit<br \/>\n45mph on the freeway???<br \/>\nIs there some universal law<br \/>\nWhere time does not apply<br \/>\nTo owners of mini-vans?<br \/>\nWhat about the rest of us?<br \/>\nLiving our fast paced life style<br \/>\nPushing our SUVs and sports cars to the limit<br \/>\nGet off the road<br \/>\nAnd and let us live<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s the point of side impact airbags<br \/>\nIf you aren&#8217;t going to use them!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mini-van mayhem What is this? Mothers Against Driving The Speed Limit 45mph on the freeway??? Is there some universal law Where time does not apply To owners of mini-vans? What<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/12\/31\/mini-van-mayhem\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mini-Van Mayhem<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}