{"id":78,"date":"2018-01-17T11:11:25","date_gmt":"2018-01-17T11:11:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onyx23.net\/beats\/?p=78"},"modified":"2018-01-17T11:11:25","modified_gmt":"2018-01-17T11:11:25","slug":"cool-like-columbo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/01\/17\/cool-like-columbo\/","title":{"rendered":"Cool Like Columbo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>why can&#8217;t I be cool<br \/>\nlike Columbo<br \/>\ntough cop cool cop<br \/>\nwhat every street corner detective<br \/>\nstrives to be<br \/>\nRockford Files ain&#8217;t got shit on you<br \/>\nso smooth it will make ya cry<br \/>\ncatchin criminals like they&#8217;re going<br \/>\nouta style<br \/>\nall the fly threads<br \/>\nhigh five&#8217;n jive talkin<br \/>\nsmokin cigars like Marlborough Reds<br \/>\ntakes a real man<br \/>\nto handle the responsibility<br \/>\nof being cool like Columbo<br \/>\nsomething most of us<br \/>\nsadly will never get to know<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>why can&#8217;t I be cool like Columbo tough cop cool cop what every street corner detective strives to be Rockford Files ain&#8217;t got shit on you so smooth it will<a href=\"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/2018\/01\/17\/cool-like-columbo\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cool Like Columbo<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/onyx23.net\/inthebeat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}