Devil food snack cake
Angelfish \/ black snake
Twist turn twist
Torment
Dormant
Evolution has stood the test of time
We are all equal
It is our knowledge and our actions
That makes one truly superior
Twinkie doughnut cupcake
Sweet sin we devour in
Red meat fat treat
Digestion influx
Happy is my liver
When I drink
My feet are sore
40 hour work week
Seeking comfort in a bottle
Of Southern Comfort\u00a9
I succumb to an alcohol coma
Fat ass lazy drunk
Who cares if you build skyscrapers
For 10.75 an hour
Its time for a change
So wake up, say hello
Switching from chocolate pudding
To Jello\u00a9
Wake up, time to go
The face of evolution is at the door
Hungry for knowledge
And a fresh soul to squeeze<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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