Cool Like Columbo

why can’t I be cool
like Columbo
tough cop cool cop
what every street corner detective
strives to be
Rockford Files ain’t got shit on you
so smooth it will make ya cry
catchin criminals like they’re going
outa style
all the fly threads
high five’n jive talkin
smokin cigars like Marlborough Reds
takes a real man
to handle the responsibility
of being cool like Columbo
something most of us
sadly will never get to know