momma always told me
never trust a left handed man
cause if a man ain’t right handed
then he’s surely wrong
momma always told me
never trust a two time’n woman
coz if she ain’t a one man woman
then she ain’t the one for me
momma always told me
that a red bird brings rain
coz red birds like to be clean
while blue birds like pain
momma always told me
never drink Jello through a straw
but I think momma was a lil crazy
from a rusty nail and some lock jaw