40ozs And A Dozen of Eggs

Street corner pimp, drinking my 40
Wondering where my crack whore girlfriend is
She left to get eggs, be back by noon she says
So I waited, I woke up the next day
ALONE! No damn eggs for breakfast
I grab myself another 40
Drink up, watching reruns of TV shows nobody watched the first time they
were on
It’s been 3 fucking days now, still no eggs for breakfast
Still got 40ozs of freedom though
Glad I didn’t send her out for beer
crack whore gutter trash yellow teeth fat ass
She couldn’t cook eggs any way
Bitch!

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