Hey dad, Saint Dad
 the only one I’ve ever had
 100% family man
 you traded in your sports car for a family van
 at 45 you rolled the dices
 trying to gamble away your mid-life crisis
 you sold the van for a faster car
 faster than the one you had before
 got a leather jacket and painted flames down the door
 you aren’t the same dad I had before
 100% family man
 with your insurance paid Prozac
 and a 10,000 dollar dental plan
 did you think about my college money in that Las Vegas casino
 with that bitch of yours from Reno
 the one you left mom for
 in your new sports car
 with flames on the door
 I hope she burns you alive
 in your new garage
 in an abstract collage of pain
 that only a burned out family man can understand
 Saint Dad
