Its chaos
The state the world is in
Sex sells and violence thrills
And I can watch a war in real time on CNN
I get cupcakes when I order a pizza
What the hell is Little Caesar’s thinking?
Wanna make me happy send a bottle of scotch
And a girl who likes drinking
Not candy covered cupcakes with my pizza
You know what I am sick of?
Useless contests like winning tickets to anywhere
Only if I match two lids from Pepsi products
And that damn fucking McDonalds monopoly game
That comes around every 7 or 8 months
Ed McMann can kiss my broke ass
I don’t need TV talk shows to solve my problems
There is a drug for everything now
And I sure as hell don’t need to buy any Publisher Clearing House magazine subscriptions
Hoping to win millions to help out
But I will continue to watch CNN
Drink Pepsi eat pizza and a #3 value meal
Super sized in this age of super boredom
supplied and sanctified in my cage… televised live via satellite
The Emotional Delusions of a Mad Man
