Puck Stopper

puck stopper
that’s my job
and a strange job it is
locker room bullshit
doesn’t sit well with me
how weird I am
because I am the goalie
and I come to the conclusion
that I am like a drummer
of any rock band
I am not the front man
no glory hog
but fuck man, that band
would suck ass without a drummer
just like my team
would suck ass without a goalie
yeah, it takes a strange guy
to do what I do
to stand in front of a puck
going 100mph
and wanting it to hit me
sub shock shocker
and I make the saves
puck stopper
yeah
net minder
game winner