Why is she so sad? No one listened to John Denver anymore anyway. Fucking Dan Rather… I wish he would just shut the fuck up! In his little world optimistic,Continue readingWhen Folk Singers Die
Puck Stopper
puck stopper that’s my job and a strange job it is locker room bullshit doesn’t sit well with me how weird I am because I am the goalie and IContinue readingPuck Stopper
Last Call for the Suburban Tribesmen
It’s midnight or so the bells toll one hour to last call and all the late night drunks eagerly check their pockets for forgotten dollars the street is painted withContinue readingLast Call for the Suburban Tribesmen
White Trash Inspiration
You seem to me, like you are going through some changes As life your shifts sabout, and quickly rearranges while your mom sits at home and plays the Publishers ClearingContinue readingWhite Trash Inspiration
Conversation With a Daughter of a Meter Maid
“Hey you!” she screamed! “Yeah! you, the one who wrote that piece of shit poem about meter maids …Well my mom is a meter maid and she never ate me”Continue readingConversation With a Daughter of a Meter Maid
Paper Boy Insomniac
4am and he drives his sports truck cautiously navigating through suburban mazes morning deliveries of last nights latest news we wake up grabbing a coffee cup to read up onContinue readingPaper Boy Insomniac
A Frog on a Log
hey you frog on a log with the funny dialogue you make me laugh sometimes almost to tears with your secret agenda by trying to sell me shitty beer youContinue readingA Frog on a Log
Four Star Super Dog Meat
Four star super dog meat Dull skull death treat Coffee house killers Singing blues Drinking booze And I will watch it all on the news In the sanctity of myContinue readingFour Star Super Dog Meat
Murder Famous Cowboy, Wearing Rhinestone Pants
I have forgotten how to think and I am thinking that might be a bad thing new wave apocalyptic I have a pre-paid prescription for happy colored dreams psycho suicidalContinue readingMurder Famous Cowboy, Wearing Rhinestone Pants
Momma Always Told Me
momma always told me never trust a left handed man cause if a man ain’t right handed then he’s surely wrong momma always told me never trust a two time’nContinue readingMomma Always Told Me